Ben “Yahtzee” Croshaw, the Escapist’s bitter game critic who totally is Jim Sterling’s brother / possible doppelgänger, has been known to make videogames from time to time. He’s been toiling away in Game Maker for a while and decided to show off the fruits of his labor.

His newest project,Poacher, is about a shotgun-toting Englishman who wanders around aCave Story-influenced environment while blasting the holy hell out of possessed woodland critters. Yahtzee doesn’t know when the game will be released, but so far, it doesn’t look half bad.

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That being said, this is Yahtzee we’re talking about, so it’s only fair to subject his work to the same scrutiny he applies in his Escapist videos. I’m talking, of course, about his wonderful choice of trailer music in “Lux Aeterna,” a.k.a. that one song fromRequiem for a Dreamthat everyone loves to use because it makes them look all artsy and sh*t. It goes quite well with his choice of Times New Roman font, which he acknowledges up front as a poor choice. Then again, why did he even think that was a good idea in the first place? You hack!

Poach And Horses[Fully Ramblomatic viaRock, Paper, Shotgun]

John and Molly sitting on the park bench

Close up shot of Marissa Marcel starring in Ambrosio

Kukrushka sitting in a meadow

Lightkeeper pointing his firearm overlapped against the lighthouse background

Overseer looking over the balcony in opening cutscene of Funeralopolis

Edited image of Super Imposter looking through window in No I’m not a Human demo cutscene with thin man and FEMA inside the house

Indie game collage of Blue Prince, KARMA, and The Midnight Walk

Close up shot of Jackie in the Box

Silhouette of a man getting shot as Mick Carter stands behind cover