After cashing in all these used bottles I found, by some miracle I finally had enough money to get over to The GDC and explorer all of its employment opportunities! I, myself, and I have always wanted to know what really goes on at The GDC. I, for one, know that it’s not that easy impressing these people. They ask for outrageous things like resumes, past job experience, and your middle name. None of those which I have.

After The GDC, I was informed that my beloved Destructoid was having its four-year anniversary Party! The night was young the weather was hot/cool, and I was ready for some get down! I, being the most trusted man in gaming, mostcertainty wouldn’t have a problemgetting into the party without an invitation… Dtoid adores me!

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