With some Black guy, big Johnson, little Hart, and I’m not Karen

Someone, no I won’t name names,wrote a damned fine article when theJumanjisequel revealed a first look image back in September. All right! You caught me. It was me who wrote said inspiration. Let’s cease with the accolades and get back to the reporting. Now,Jumanji 2(as we affectionately called it) isJumanji: Welcome to the Jungle, and if I’m to believe the trailer, I guess that’s because the entire movie is scored to the Guns N Roses classic “Welcome to the Jungle”? Peep the trailer and then keep reading, friends.

Where to begin? Choices, choices, choices. Let’s break this down scientifically, by using bullet points:

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Are youmore or less excited for thisJumanjisequel after seeing the trailer?What do you thinkof the plot format?Can these three funny men out-funny the original one?

Superman, Elio, and Glordon all looking up

Three characters walking through red water with a massive dinosaur looming over them in jurassic world rebirth next to a boy riding a black dragon in how to train your dragon

Steve, Garrett, and Henry standing on a bridge in front of a Woodland Mansion in A Minecraft Movie.

Five A Minecraft Movie characters standing in a blocky Minecraft forest with a dog.

A Minecraft Movie cast standing together in Minecraft

The Fantastic Four standing in front of a large blue four in Marvel’s The Fantastic Four: First Steps film.

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The Fantastic Four and Thunderbolts teams from Marvel