Videogame music has come a long way, hasn’t it? In the last several years, game music went from being noise in the background to being fully-funded, high-profile music good enough to stand on its own, sometimes rivaling even Hollywood movie score.
Even with this new quality and focus, a game’s music should still fit within the context and compliment what is on the screen. That’s usually the case these days, but every once in awhile a real turd sneaks out and into our games. We’ve gathered a collection of the top ten songs that are so obnoxious that they just need to be replaced for one reason or another, whether it be that they’re annoying, ill-fitted, or just plain bad.
Hit the jump to hear some ridiculous music.
- Final FantasyX – “Otherworld”
If you’re anything like me, you played the other nineFinal Fantasygames with little to no surprise in the music department. After that many years of hearing the same composer, Nobuo Uematsu, you kind of knew what to expect. Then,Final Fantasy X
Um… yeah. That’s him.
9. Super Mario Sunshine – “Acapella”
This song, which is essentially an acapella arrangement of theSuper Mario Bros. theme, isn’t necessarily bad. It’s just obnoxious. First off, it’s not real singers. This tune is played with shitty keyboard patches instead. And why do these fake singers sound so happy when you’re balancing on narrow passageways, holding on for dear life, praying to God that your thumb someone manages to have the precision and steadiness of a robot.Oh, the temperature increased .006 degrees and someone the fucking Gamecube controller sensed it, so now you’re falling… again.I never want to hear this song again.
8. Sega Rally -“Game Over”
Short, but definitely not sweet, this song plays at the end of a failed race in one of Sega’s classic racers,Sega Rally. What sucks about this song is that the singer has an almost mocking tone when he’s telling you that your game is over, and that you lost by 00:00:23. And what’s with the “yeeeeeaaaaah!”? Shouldn’t it be “game over, noooooo!”? Really, it’s the last thing you want to hear when you’ve lost.
And then there’s this guy….
- Persona 3 – “Iwao to Dai Bun Ryou”
I really hate to put aPersona 3song on this list, as I’m a big fan of the series and its composer, Shoji Meguro. But, I’ve got to call him out on this song. Meguro, what the hell is this song? I can’t say what would be appropriate music for walking around in a dorm lounge, but your slow tempo mumbly-mouthed rap does not fit. And what are these lyrics:
So dance,wanna put you in a trancelet’s partymoving in your body (what?)…
- Donkey Kong 64 – “DK Rap”
Donkey Kong as a platformer? Great? Donkey Kong as a recording artist? Not so much. You can’t tell me you didn’t blushforNintendo when you heard this song for the first time. Did you ever watch the television showThe Fresh Prince of Bel Air? I always think of Carlton performing this when I hear it. They rhythm is so bad and the rhymes are even worse:
He has no style, he has no graceThis Kong…has a funny faceHe can handstand when he wants toAnd stretch his arms out just for you!
Seriously?
- Cruis’n USA – “Main Menu”
Speaking of bad Nintendo music, remember this tune from racerCruis’n USA? I remember first thinking that I hope no one from anywhere else in the world thinks that this song accurately represents music from the USA. What I’d really like to know now is how this song was recorded with a straight face.Yeeeeaaah!
Marvel vs. Capcom 2 – “Character Select”
Daytona USA – “Let’s go Away!”
Daytonaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
- Puzzle Quest: Challenge of the Warlords – “Main Theme”
The song tries to be musically epic, but fails miserably. you may’t help but mock it.DOO do DOO doo DOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
