Oh good God they’re making another Bubsy game

(Alicia Keys voice) His paws are on fire!!!!

Last year, platform mascot and general industry punching bag Bubsy made his triumphant return to gaming inBubsy: The Woolies Strike Back. It… did not go well. The game waspretty much trash, which in its defense kept it in the spirit of theBubsygames from the ’90s. That should have been the end of it as we all had agood laughpolite chuckle about his return and were reminded of just why he went away in the first place, but as the old saying goes, you can’t keep a terrible, unfunny, poorly controlled, and all around generally crap bobcat down.

Bubsy: Paws on Fireis from Accolade andRunner3developer Choice Provisions in what can only be the negative effects of a monkey’s paw wish for theBit.Tripmaestros. The game, billed for Bubsy lovers and haters alike, will feature four playable characters and have more than 100 levels, three boss battles, and unlockable costumes that’ll extend the replay value for anybody who’s actually able to make it through it once.