Welcome to die, Destructettes! We’ve got another fine and dandy episode of our twi-weekly cavalcade of awesome terror for you to bat your little eyelashes at. This is the most ridiculous introduction I’ve written to one of these posts yet.

Today’s episode starts with some thrilling releases of the week, from Nick “TeeNick” Chester, and then news of Insomniac Games taking theirfirst foray into Facebookery. Following this, I mutter a bunch of incoherent threats about face-punching over Australia’sban ofMortal Kombat. Sticking with news about fighting games getting rated by the government, Tara talks leaked Korean government secretspointing to a newStreet Fighterrelease. Other news includesJ. Jonah Jameson inPortal 2,The Legend ofZelda: Ocarina of Time 3Dbeing “crammed” with “stuff,” and arather audacious statement from theAngry Birdsguy.

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As I see you’ve all figured out, there is now an awesome productivity-destroying chat feature on the site. Tomorrow night, Tara and I will be on Destructochat to get some input from the community while we write the show. So that’s Tuesday the 15th, from 6-8 PM Pacific, 9-11 PM Eastern, and probably some sort of metric time if you’re in Europe. Come sexually harass us.

Spoiler Alert:Our producer Zac is sick with a cold. Leave him “get well soon” comments, or Tweet his sniffly ass at “@zacminor.”

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