Strike back
A press release hit my inbox this afternoon for a newJay and Silent Bobvideo game, which triggered a distant-and-faded memory of writing about aJay and Silent Bobgame once before. “Is this that?” I wondered. “Did that game already happen? Is it all the Mandela Effect and I never wrote about snootchie bootchies?”
I did!It’s a co-op beat-em-up calledChronic Blunt Punchthat stars Jay and Silent Bob. That’s not what this press release was about, though. This is a co-op beat-em-up that stars Jay and Silent bob, but it’s calledMall Brawl.
Jay and Silent Bob Mall Brawlis a retro-tinged brawler in the vein ofDouble DragonandRiver City Ransom. Everyone’s favorite never-not-high slackers battle mall punks and rent-a-cops as they tackle their grand ambition of getting from the mall to the Quick Stop. Call itMallspatsorChasing Maimy. OrFlogma.
Mall Brawlis a precursor toChronic Blunt Punch, two projects that developer Interabang are concurrently working on. There’s no word as to whenChronic Blunt Punchwill be ready, butMall Brawlis open for business on May 7 — much sooner than real-life Jersey malls. It’s coming toPCandSwitchwith local co-op at a price of $15. Snoogans.
