Thumping bullet hell excitement for $2.50

A lot of classic shmups also happen to work as metaphors for insemination. The last level ofR-Type Finalimmediately comes to mind. Wouldn’t you know it, but there isa guywho’s taken that theme even further, with the game likeSpace Phallusand the award-winningScoregasm.

For some mysterious reason,Scoregasmis 75% off just for today. The game has plenty of interesting bullet patterns and interesting mechanics to explore, so if you like that kind of thing, you’ll like this thing. Rumor has it that if the game sells 1,000 copies during this sale, it will be available for free tomorrow. If you buy it today, you could be paying it forward for your poor internet brothers and sisters in the future.

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What would Haley Joel do? I think he’d have a Scoregasm.

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