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Welcome back to Comments of the Week! I’m your awesome host, Dreamweaver, here to bring you the latest and greatest comments to pop up in Destructoid this past week. So whether you’ve been away and couldn’t be here to hear these comments yourself, or you simply want to remember all of the funny things that happened because you have short-term memory, then this is for you! As always, comments are placed into three categories:
TRUTH: in 1921, the first fast food restaurant to open sold burgers for five cents.
LOL: that won’t even get you a french fry nowadays!
WUT?: it might get a woman to spit on you though.
If you missed last week’s arousing round of Comments of the Week, then you’re probably starving for some crazy comments, am I right? Then sit down and take a big ol’ heaping spoonfulright here!
FromScreaming and vertigo is fun! Watch us play Japan’s cat rescue game
Dreamweaver:Someone shoots you with a shotgun.
You just can’t see it because you’re wearing the VR headset.
FromOverwatch-branded Uber truck involved in car crash outside PAX East
FromOne last Uncharted 4 trailer for the road
FromYouPorn eSports team banned by league
Dreamweaver:Couch cushions are total sluts.
FromPlaying the Nioh demo will net you free DLC for the full game
Dreamweaver:Why is real fuckingNioh?
FromFan mod aims to ‘eventually fix every bug with Fallout 4’
FromReview: Severed
Dreamweaver:Is it hot in here? Because someone got burned by the Furniss.
FromUbisoft’s Trials of the Blood Dragon leaked by Taiwan ratings board
FromIt looks like Activision is remastering the original Modern Warfare
Dreamweaver:If the game was released 10 years ago, is it still “Modern” Warfare?
FromGranin’s explanation for ‘Metal Gear’ makes a bit more sense in Japanese
Dreamweaver:Steel Squirrel… nemesis of Solid Snake.
FromWe Happy Few is a roller coaster of creepy vibes and eccentric humor
FromBattleborn’s ‘motion comic’ prequel series is complete
FromNieR: Automata screens are hot as hell
Dreamweaver:Don’t make eye contact, don’t make eye contact…
FromNintendo’s newest Humble Bundle isn’t as region-restricted as the first
FromSony contributes to criminal investigation following Uncharted 4 theft
Dreamweaver:If the thief was cosplaying as Drake, I’d lose my mind.
FromApologies to the PlayStation rep I backhanded at PAX East
Dreamweaver:Like I said earlier, that would not get you a french fry.
FromCheck out Flixist’s review of Ratchet & Clank (movie)
Dreamweaver:Don’t you mean “had you cumming?”
…
Look at his username.
FromThe Chinese Room calls out CD Projekt Red for ‘sexist’ games
Dreamweaver:Why is everyone coming!?
Dreamweaver:Funny, I have a voice in my head that says that all the time.
FromI am Setsuna is a return to the classic JRPG formula
Dreamweaver:What if you don’t?
FromBattleborn DLC could give hints for Borderlands 3
Dreamweaver:Was this kinky or what?
Dreamweaver:You’re sick by association.
FromGhost Song blew away my expectations, made me die a lot
FromThe vampire Mira is out today in Killer Instinct
Dreamweaver:The mirror matches the furniture.
FromBurned out on Dark Souls, From Software is working on a new IP
Dreamweaver:Are bears resistant to nipple twists? Let’s ask Jed when he’s not, you know, backhanding VR reps.
FromAdding Shrek to Dark Souls III is much more fun than you’d think
Dreamweaver:I still vote that Destructoid does the next April Fools breaking out in song for every article.
FromThe Pokemon re-releases were downloaded 1.5 million times
Dreamweaver:So… family discount?
Dreamweaver:…Your guess is as good as mine.
And that’s it for this edition, folks! Remember guys, if you see a comment you think is deserving of being on Comments of the Week — GajKnight, I KNOW you saw that conversation with Zack and a spider, you boy of the week! — then don’t be afraid to hit me up!
And if you’re a woman, don’t be afraid to just hit me.
