Down, but not out!
Oh look, for a blog from me that people will actually read! Welcome back to Comments of the Week, I’m your host Dreamweaver, here with all of the hippest and happening comments that I stole from you, the community!
No no, don’t thank me, I’m more than happy to steal your precious comments and claim the glory for myself. After all, bitches love those in power. As always, comments are placed into three categories:
TRUTH:supposedly, rubbing banana peels on mosquito bites can stop the itching.
LOL:in related news, women call my foreskin banana peels…
WUT?:but it causes the itching, not stop it.
If you haven’t checked out last week’s Comments of the Week, then you’re weak for not being able visit every week, which means you’re too weak to handle all of the comments at once. So you know what? You don’t get a link this week. Sucks to be you, because last week was awesome.
FromReCore’s lengthy load times won’t be improved for launch
Dreamweaver:I could masturbate in a fraction of that time! Twice.
FromFarming Simulator 2017 does the impossible and brings mods to PS4
Dreamweaver:On the bright side, you have a new fireplace. Which is where the bright side is.
FromSega gives Sonic fans the okay to make games
Dreamweaver:I think I heard a hooker used a similar slogan once.
FromKojima talks about rods and ropes at Sony’s conference
FromBlizzard legend and VP Chris Metzen retires from company
Dreamweaver:“yet so far for the rest of us.”
FromDon’t ‘worry,’ Call of Duty isn’t going anywhere
Dreamweaver:I wonder if their insults of sleeping with people’s mother would be literal.
FromSony boss thinks No Man’s Sky could have been marketed better
Dreamweaver:That’s right, undersell it so the final product looks amazing in comparison.
Dreamweaver:It’s funny because it’s true.
FromRussian man faces 5 years in jail for playing Pokemon Go in church
Dreamweaver:I’m sure worshiping the Pokemon God would have equally punishing results.
FromSony announces anywhereVR for PlayStation VR
Dreamweaver:Just like in one of my Japanese animes.
Dreamweaver:Just pretend you’re looking into other realities of how stupid you look.
Dreamweaver:No, he’s the only one left.
FromThe PS4 gets folders and HDR today with its 4.0 update
FromSonic Mania gets an amazing collector’s edition
Dreamweaver:There’s a sex joke in there somewhere, but like a hooker having a baby, I won’t be the one to make it.
FromResident Evil 7 won’t feature microtransactions
FromNintendo Download: Dragon Quest VII
Dreamweaver:When I hear “Dairy Queen,” I have a totally different image in mind.
FromDigital Homicide attempts to sue Steam users
Dreamweaver:Oh me, oh my!
FromResident Evil 7 has an updated demo and you don’t need PS Plus to play
FromMario and Luigi’s long-lost father appears
Dreamweaver:you may tell his personality just by looking at him?
Dreamweaver:Well, the PS Vita does have a Sleep function…
FromSteam will ‘end relationships’ with developers that scam their reviews system
FromSuda is down for more remasters after The Silver Case
Dreamweaver:Now his penis has cookiesandcream.
FromAragami looks rad and Tenchu as hell, out on October 4
Dreamweaver:That is intriguing… like, like whose underwear will you be stealing?
FromDead or Alive Xtreme is coming to PC
Dreamweaver:Put that bitch in a Valentine’s Day card. Bitches love Valentine’s Day cards.
FromFrank West is a millennial, and that’s more dangerous than any zombie apocalypse
Dreamweaver:Pumpkin Spice is what hookers call ass-to-mouth.
Dreamweaver:Is… is that possible?
And that’s it for this week! I know, it’s sad to see ME go, but what can you do? I mean, you could comment more so I can have nice healthy batch of comments for next week… but not too much though, because, because I don’t want you stealing MY spotlight.
