What to do, what to do
Apologies for the late blog folks, my better half had to go into hospital the other week due to complications with her health. A stressful few days to say the least.
On the upside, she’s fine and we spent the last two days chilling at home finishing offBreaking Bad.I always forget how well-written that show is. Truly one of the great television shows of our time, right up there withThe Wire,Fargo, The LeftoversandTwin Peaks.What I have always loved is the writing, and my lady was blown away by the quality of “Say my Name,” “Ozymandias,” “Granite State,” and “Felina” in particular.

Speaking of great writing, I’m here for one real purpose: to bring you the best written comments of the week. Okay, maybe not the best written, but still, hopefully they’re written well enough to get a chuckle out of you. So, let’s hop to it.
Jumanji re-imagined as Capcom brawler would make a lot of money

TheLimoMaker:Relevant.
Dragon Ball FighterZ’s beta may be extended due to connection woes
Is there anything you want to see before Black Panther?

TheLimoMaker:I’m not giving him back to you,Dangus.
You can change your online identity in Street Fighter: AE for a price
TheLimoMaker:Know your place in the “Game of Puns,”Ravenclaw. You are but a pawn.

Driveclub and Motorstorm leads form new studio to begin work on a ‘new sci-fi IP’
TheLimoMaker:I think they want something but I can’t put my finger on what…

Matthew Razak’s personal picks for the best movies of 2017
TheLimoMaker:His lack ofThe Emoji Movieleaves me with a bad taste in my mouth.

TheLimoMaker:His list was, therefore, not “Neat, Neat, Neat.”
South Park: The Fractured but Whole might be coming to Switch

WWE 2K18 showcases latest DLC pack ‘Enduring Icons’
The Incredibles seems set to be Pixar’s first Lego game

TheLimoMaker:You know what isn’t up? My emotions.
Dragon Ball FighterZ gets another day of open beta starting tonight
TheLimoMaker:“Will Ravenclaw get to play online? The answers are coming to you…right now. No.”

Night in the Woods is coming to the Switch
Nintendo is unveiling a ‘new way to play’ later today

TheLimoMaker:Itisn’tabout furries?
Nintendo Labo combines Switch and cardboard for DIY toys
TheLimoMaker:The most fun I ever had was in a cardboard box when my mum kicked me out.
Now you’re able to check out Metal Gear Survive for yourself
Review: Genital Jousting
Nintendo Labo now available for pre-order at some U.S retailers
Nintendo Labo kits receive UK prices and release date
TheLimoMaker: Torchmanjust prolapsed.
Pour another one out for the Wii U, the Nintendo UK site removed it to make room for Nintendo Labo
50 Cent is interested in making another game
TheLimoMaker: Wesis far too old to know how to reply to this QPost.
TheLimoMaker:Morpho?
TheLimoMaker:I wish Steven Spielberg directed a movie about the Destructoid community.
TheLimoMaker:Read those lines in Mickey Mouse’s voice and it’s terrifying.
TheLimoMaker:The only Labo kit that I need.
TheLimoMaker:Politics! On Comments of the Week? How dare I include this (f*****g funny though).
TheLimoMaker: Basshas spoken the word of God.
My deepest apologies again for how late this has been. Between my lady falling ill and then deciding to go over an entire week’s worth of QPosts, then discovering almost all of them were birthday messages or Labo jokes…it just all got screwed up. Not saying birthday messages or Labo jokes aren’t funny, just Labo in itself got mocked, or ‘memed’, so hard and so fast it felt as stale as cardboard after looking over so many images.
I’ll do better for my next deadline. For both your sake and mine. I promise.