TheEtrian Odyssey IIMEGA-Contestwe partnered with Atlus on came and went.Prizes were handed out, and good times were had. And yes, I’m totally over the jealous fit I went through over the prize load. Working at Destructoid definitely has its perks, but we’re not eligible for the amazing prizes you readers get.

One of our winners,Jayson Napolitano, took issue not with his prize, but the accompanying letter. He felt that this error-filled letter might have been computer generatedand impersonal. If you ask me, it’s the best contest letter ever created, and knowing Atlus, intentional:

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DearCONTEST WINNER NAME HERE,

Thank you for your participation in theETRIAN ODYSSEY II: HEROES OF LAGAARD MEGA-CONTEST!

Your entry,entry # 27,923, was deemed to be satisfactory. A team of qualified Atlus judges found its greatest qualities to beQUALITIES NOT FOUND.

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We appreciate your interest inATLUS U.S.A, INCandETRIAN ODYSSEY II: HEROES OF LAGAARD, and hope that you continue to support futureATLUS U.S.A, INCtitles, such asGAME TITLE HERE.

Enjoy your special prize.Sincerely,

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Atlus A.R.A.M011000010111010001101100011101010111001101100001011100100110000101101101ATLUS Advertising, Resources, and Marketing

See the real deal after the jump.

What do you think? Best letter ever? Atlus, care to comment?

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