Assassin’s Creed movie trailer

Ubisoft dragged producer Frank Marshall (Indiana Jones, Back to the Future,Jurassic World) out on stage for its E3 dog and pony show. He thinks “theAssassin’s Creeduniverse has all the elements” of a great movie. Okay.

“We have a real story and it has an arc that goes all the way to the end,” Marshall said, either inadvertently shitting on theAssassin’s Creedgames (which lack a real story) or just, uh, describing every story ever made? Yeah, there’s a real story. There’s even an ending!

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I’m at least glad there won’t be anotherAssassin’s Creedgame this year. We need the break.

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