Who wants a story in anAliens vs. Predatorgame? Nobody with any common sense! The only story you need inAliens vs. Predatoris that some Marines are tooling around in space, they find some Aliens, they find some Predators, and then sh*t goes down. This is why the movies sucked — they ignored this one golden rule!

Anyway, the “story” trailer forAliens vs. Predatoris pretty light on narrative, so it’s all good. It’s mostly just Aliens and Predators getting up in people’s business while Lance Henriksen lends his superior vocal talents to the whole thing. That’s all I’m asking for, Sega. Thank you for delivering.

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AvPis out next February. I am looking forward to it a lot.

Hell is Us gameplay reveal

Black Ops 6 Season 5 Multiplayer Ransack Mode

Tekken Tag Tournament 2: a black and white Jin and Heihachi stand back-to-back.

PEAK Bing Bong plushie

Silent Hill f: a woman’s face covered in blossoming but deadly looking flowers.

Mei NERF gun in OW2

Battlefield 6 vehicles combat

Several men standing and watching at an explosion in the distance in Battlefield 6.

BO7 key art